So I have to explain “armpit” to you. You have this thing that you do and have done since birth it started with the crease of my arm and elbow and you rub it and pinch it. Then you moved up to my armpit.
Female Armpits Only, Please
It has progressed to you rubbing, pinching, smelling, licking, and inspecting my armpit. And not just MY armpit but other female armpits. Not men because you have stated that they have “cat hair” but females yes when you are stressed out or when you are tired or angry you go right for the armpit.
I swear this was your first word “ARMPIT” you yank my arm up and demand it at times. You are too funny with it I wonder when it will ever end. At times you pinch really hard and I whisper “gentle” and you say you are sorry or give me that “ I am sorry look” and then rub again and then start the pinching.
Very odd.
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