Letters to Hope

I met a girl today. She is a “Beautiful Lesbian” she hired me to help her pack because she is moving to the Bahamas for a yoga convention or something like that. She told me it would be a short time and that we would have to pack fast. As soon as I met her [...]

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I am so smart! Baby’s First Bank Account I opened a bank account for you and I explained to everyone I knew and knew you that instead of toys or gifts of any kind that it would benefit you more if they put money into your bank account. I also have bank sheet that I [...]

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So, guess what? The construction people lets now call them “construction people who did not pay me” have not paid me in well over a month. Stiffed: $600 — They Never Communicate with Each Other They owe me $600.00. I knew it was coming I should have treated them like “Wacko Dentist” but I did [...]

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My best friend Jenna has an eight-year-old daughter named Venus. I’m sure you and Venus will come to know each other very well. Venus is at a very difficult stage in her life. I know how hard being eight is. I remember I felt like I was going insane. And no one understood me. I [...]

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By the way little one, alcoholism runs in your family on both my sides and on your fathers and mothers side. What this means is, well, you should not drink. I am not allergic to anything in this world as of now not even poison ivy. But I AM allergic to Vodka. Well when I [...]

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Well not much has really happened in the days since last I wrote. Well, besides that yesterday your Uncle Tommy moved in with us. Tommy is young and this is his first time being away from his family. I am not sure how I feel about all of this. I like my time alone with [...]

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